God is like Robert Pattinson: It’s not the person you have a problem with; it’s the fan club that freaks you out.

Anurag Sahay (via really-shit)

this is the best analogy I’ve ever heard

(via wickedwitchelphaba)

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sassiest-assbutt-in-the-garrison:

uss-gallifrey:

himaryua:

dogmanbirdgirl:

himaryua:

himaryua:

OH M YGOD I FRIENDED MY HISTORY TEACHER ON FACEBOOK AND THIS IS HIS PROFILE PICTURE

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I DONT KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CR y

can you guys please make my teacher famous it’s his only dream

THAT’S NOTHING

THIS IS MY CERAMICS PROFESSOR. image

IM SHOWING THIS TO MY TEACHER

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my friend’s science teacher ladies and gentlemen

I think you just won. 

(Source: durito)

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sluttyoliveoil:

I LOVE NOT WEARING MAKEUP BC I CAN JUST RUB MY EYES AND NOTHING HAPPENS

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sabubu91:

rideitslut:

rural-mom:

stonecoldstunning:

men took my little pony away from us girls so us teen girls are takin pro wrestling fuck yall just try n stop us

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have fun fetishizing the shit out of *real life* celebrities. it actually makes the people who sexualize the shit out of children’s cartoons seem normal.

did you just imply being attracted to actual real human males isn’t normal but wanting to fuck cartoon horses is

I need to reblog this again because it still makes me laugh

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breadmaakesyoufat:

815-oceanic:

do you ever look at your eyes in the mirror and be like “im looking at my eyes with my eyes”

I DONT NEED THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW.

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hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

Remember there was almost another twilight book but someone leaked it so Stephanie Meyer refused to finish and I’m 98% sure it was Robert Pattinson and god bless him

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thegayteen:

somewhereoverthebarricade:

Before I had tumblr I had no idea there were any sexualities other than heterosexual and homosexual. I never considered gender inequalities still existed.

That doesn’t mean I was purposely trying to discriminate or upset people.

There is a difference between being just ignorant of something and purposefully discriminating.

Give someone a chance to learn and be enlightened before you slam them as rude, horrible people

god bless

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twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

OHANA MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

OR FORGOTTEN

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ten-and-donna:

jaredpadalicker:

letstalkaboutdisney:

b0oobs:

neverrlaand:

my motto

what’s a motto

nothing what’s a motto with you

Wrong movie

Fuck you; The Lion King is never the wrong movie.

ten-and-donna:

jaredpadalicker:

letstalkaboutdisney:

b0oobs:

neverrlaand:

my motto

what’s a motto

nothing what’s a motto with you

Wrong movie

Fuck you; The Lion King is never the wrong movie.

(Source: fyeahmovieclub)

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thecentercourfeyrac:

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

roundtocrescent:

mysnogboxisbiggerontheinside:

do you ever think that oliver wood was created for the sole purpose of innuendo

yes

even his name is an innuendo

It gets even better when you realize the actor’s name was Sean Biggerstaff.

(Source: smithtocapaldi)

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psychospacenun:

i wish i could exercise but then on the other hand i really don’t want to

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augusters:

"stupid fucking tv show" we all say as we continue to dedicate a whole blog to it

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(2+3/) Disney quotes that I didn’t understand as a child

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